Convert your roof gutters and downspouts to an exciting roller coaster and (in rainy weather) flume ride for mice. Uses standard hardware and meets all CIFPAH safety specifications. Hardware included. Requires only an adjustable wrench and demolition caps. Give those little guys the thrill of a lifetime! You'll be the envy of the neighborhood!
Battery Powered Tentacle Remover
Saves hours of kitchen drudgery. Whether roasted, broiled or raw, octopi and squid come apart in a flash.
Children's Make-Believe World Set-up Series.
Even the stupidest of children can put these life-size, panoramic, motorized displays together in a jiffy! Many models to choose from, including:
New Year's Eve in the Dakotas
Mike the Marmoset goes to an undersea soiree
Continental drift destroys the Andes
Tailors on parade
Nocturnal excursions through KGB headquarters Caution: Be certain to install on an absolutely level surface.
William Henry Harrison Bindings Assortment
Includes ample quantities of twine, barbed wire, catgut, crepe, archeological tape, micrometric restraining cord, plastic sewage conduit, insulated teleportation pipes, corset lacing, Peruvian sacred fibers, oil-coated floss and chimney-brush wire extrusion material. All of the above packed in a cunningly deceptive model of your local Fire Station. Please include your zip code with your order, and we guarantee it will be your very own local Fire Station, complete with a figurine of the chief.
Artist's Conception
New England Clam Chowder on Draft
The best tasting New England clam chowder you ever tasted, direct from the kitchen of Proximus-Bertschulder's culinary center, under the direction Chef Michael Arrbles. Over 400 gallons shipped in a huge draft cask made of tempered French aluminum. Complete with pressurized injection spigot. Lots of tasty clam chunks and flotsam, all milled to spigotable-friendly specification.
